Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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"If all insects on Earth disappeared, within 50 years all life on Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the Earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish."

— Jonas Salk, Biologist (via aurelle)
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the other day some guy from work invited me to lunch after i had asked about some bracelet that said “#TEAM icouldn’tactuallyreadtheotherword”

He was like “I’ll explain it over lunch” and i was like “fuck yeah, free lunch” anyway, i get there and he’s sitting next to this girl with a macbook and…

Yah welcome girl

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you could go to five or six stores
or… just one


you could go to five or six stores

or… just one

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"Emmy Portraits" - illustrations by Sam Spratt

A handful of golden portraits of my favorite nominees this year that I’ve been working on: Laverne Cox (OITNB), Ricky Gervais (Derek), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep), Matthew McConaughey (True Detective), and Kerry Washington (Scandal). 

Prints available here

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Her mom was a bitch


Her mom was a bitch

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"Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other."

— Ten Word Poem #6 (via cardigansandcocktails)
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one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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The cute little monk in Xichan Temple, Fuzhou, southeast China’s Fujian Province.


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These pictures were taken on March 26th 2014. The day 3 teenage boys aged, 17,16, and 15 crashed into a tree only a minute from one of the homes they were staying at. The driver and the passenger were ejected from the vehicle, and the other boy, was left in the car.They all 3 died instantly. The car was split into 2. 

I woke up at 8 to the dogs barking outside. There was 2 state police cars outside. I got dressed and told my parents that the police were here. I told them i would proceed to talk to them while we waited on them to get dressed and ready. I went outside, and greeted myself, they asked if this was the tittle residence. I said yes. I knew that my brother was out last night, so i asked the men, what did Danny, do this time? They asked if i could bring my parents down soon. 

When my dad came outside, i went inside, i knew what they were about to tell my parents and i. My brother was in a car wreck. When i saw my parents from my bedroom window, fall to there knees, i went outside, picked them up, and we sat in my brothers room. Knowing we would never be the same. My twin brother, was gone forever.

It was a closed casket. How was my family suppose to say goodbye to a box?

The last time i saw my brother, was when i left with my friend at the time, now boyfriend, to go to dinner, and my brother was leaving to go out to one of his friends houses. He told me there would be drinking, he told me he wouldnt do anything stupid. Little did i  know, that was the last time id ever speak to him.

A few days went by, they released the information that they were drinking. My family was shamed, people judged us, told that my parents had bad parenting skills. My parents are not bad parents. They are strick, we have rules, and we were taught right from wrong, Danny just didnt listen, he wanted to be cool.

A few weeks went by they released the information that Danny was driving. My twin brother, who knew all to well, was the one who crashed into the tree. speeding at miles up to 95. They hopped over a hill, landed and spun out of control. Crashing into the tree.

A month went by, we get a call. My brothers insurance is being sued by one of the other kids families.The 300,000 dollar life insurance moeny that we should get if anything happen to him, is trying to be taken to this day. But what the family doesnt know, is that my family will never see that money, because he didnt qualify for the money because the car was “stolen” and it was his fault.My brother was the oldest of the group, he also had the highest intoxication level.  

I had my graduation in may, and my 18th birthday. Being twins, we were suppose to do this all together. Now, i can no longer celebrate my birthday, because that was something we did together. He was born 11 minutes before me.

Ive never seen my parents cry, but now, i’m constantly picking them up, and hugging them. There are no words to fix this. There is nothing that i can say to make it stop it hurting, we all know this will never stop hurting.. I know that if my brother would have known what his actions would cause, he wouldnt have done it. Not for a second. He loved life, he loved his family, his girlfriend. He was loved by so many people. They all 3 were. 

They were all 3 drinking..i have been debating for a long time to share these photos and my story with the internet, but decided that this is a huge issue we face. Drunk driving kills, not only do they endanger themselves but they danger others as well.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. learn from this, because it can and will happen!! 

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Some sketches of my favourite Ghibli movies. 

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10 Cats Who Were Supposed to Land on Their Feet

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